kindahernyart:

Nobody suspects a thing.

kindahernyart:

Nobody suspects a thing.

loliplier:

"I call this one the Pizza Dance."

loliplier:

"I call this one the Pizza Dance."

lethallycapricious:

snailchimera:

thesassylorax:

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

tiny octopus~

LOOK AT  HIM GO

(Source: khoaphan)

I thought they threw you in a cuckoo hut, chef!

thegirlwithtoomanybloodyfandoms:


 



Silencio. 

WHAT?

Can  someone explain to me why I’m laughing at a text post that says Silencio?



dude people are starting to suspect a thing get it together man

thegirlwithtoomanybloodyfandoms:

 

Silencio. 

WHAT?

Can  someone explain to me why I’m laughing at a text post that says Silencio?

dude people are starting to suspect a thing get it together man

(Source: whostache)

Would she really, though?

crowsephone:



koztastic:


lifeinredshades:


lazarusholmes:


RELEASE THE KRAKEN


I HAD TO REBLOG. IS THAT A BABY OCTOPUS??? I QUITE LIKE OCTOPI(?) EVEN WHEN THEY’RE GROWN UP. OMG THIS GIF


baby!~


wewese da kwaken!



baby picture

crowsephone:

koztastic:

lifeinredshades:

lazarusholmes:

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

I HAD TO REBLOG. IS THAT A BABY OCTOPUS??? I QUITE LIKE OCTOPI(?) EVEN WHEN THEY’RE GROWN UP. OMG THIS GIF

baby!~

wewese da kwaken!

baby picture

(Source: dulls)

Anonymous asked:

Why do you look like you are an octopus if you are in fact a normal human male

Nobody suspects a thing.

ACTUAL HERO OCTOGRANDDAD PHOTOGRAPH OF HIM BLENDING IN BACK IN VIETNAM. TRULY INSPIRATIONAL.

Day 4

JESUS CHRIST UM

OK SO THE HUMAN BEINGS ARE RAISING HELL TODAY OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

LIKE I LITERALLY LOOK AWAY FROM THE NEWS FOR LIKE ONE DAY AND WHAT

UH… UM, UM, UMMM…

OK SO IM JUST GONNA GO OUTSIDE WITH THE REST OF THEM AND TOSS AROUND A FEW FIREBOMBS AND GO HOME

AND THEN ILL SIT DOWN AND MAKE DINNER AND ILL HAVE DONE MY CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY FOR TODAY

NOBODY WILL SUSPECT A THING

—Octodad